Coming down from the post-halloween high, the ladies of the cottage cozy up for the winter weather by discussing some November-centric Nightmares.

Nym gently reminds us that any holiday centered around Native American / Colonist relations is never a winning proposition for obvious reasons. Then, Nylene tells the story of two star-crossed lovers that should have been thankful that they managed to pull off a less than perfect crime... but choose to utterly fail at getting away with murder in almost every conceivable way instead.

Origins of Thanksgiving by Nym

Engraving depicting a scene from the Pequot War, shows a militia as they attack and ultimately set fire to an encampment that belonged to the Pequots. 1637. Bettmann Archive / Getty Images

Plaque erected on Cole’s Hill in Plymouth, Massachusetts

Murder of Ashlea Harris by Nylene

Ashlea Harris

Surveillance footage of Mallory committing initial robbery.

David Mallory & Carter Cervantes

Surveillance footage of Cervantes attempting to break in on Black Friday.

Nightmare Fuel